Reason # 707 MR. Morticia Hates My Cell

• Me: HEY!! I know how to keep brown sugar from getting hard as a brick!!
• MR. Morticia: Honey, I'm trying to keep the truck from sliding down a mountainside. Call me back.
• Me: Do you remember when you were making me cookies last month and grumbling about the brown sugar being sooooo hard?!?!
• MR. Morticia: Yes, but ...
• Me: Well I'm watching Paula's Home Cooking on the Food Network Channel and she just said that if you put a piece of bread in the brown sugar canister, the sugar will stay soft!!
• MR. Morticia: Yes, but ...
• Me: And I got so excited that I had the answer that I could hardly dial your number fast enough!!
• MR. Morticia: That's great but ...
• Me: I am so excited!! Do you remember when I first saw Paula's Home Cooking last week?! She was making homemade thousand island dressing and I went and got the recipe off the internet and when I told you about it, you said if you wanted thousand island dressing, you would just go to the fridge and get it out of the bottle?!
• MR. Morticia: ****!! I just slid 25 feet off the road!!
• Me: Okay!! Have a good afternoon!! I'll see you tonight!! Love You!!